21 Celebrities We Never Want to See Cry Ever Again

September 8, 2015, 1:18 pm

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The following celebrities make us sad when they feel sad.

Because we feel their pain and we empathize with their struggles?

Not entirely. Not exactly. It's more like their crying faces are so gosh darn ugly that they cause actual shivers to fly up our spine. No offense!

1. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian puts her crying face on in this photo. It's definitely not her best look. Mostly because it doesn't feature her boobs.

2. Heidi Montag

Is Heidi Montag sweating here or crying? Either way, we don't ever want to look at her.

3. Britney Spears

Still, this is a better look on Britney Spears than the one of her with a shaven head, umbrella in hand.

4. Paris Hilton

In Paris Hilton's defense, she was on her way to jail in this photo. But she stayed there for, like, six minutes

5. Snooki

No... just, no. Can someone please get this woman a shot or two dozen?

6. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber broke down on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards. He says he couldn't hold back his gratitude over how fans accepted him there.

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11 High School Dropouts Who Still Struck It Big

September 9, 2015, 7:08 am

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Who needs an education?!?

Actually, most people. Most people need an education. Stay in school, kids!

But the following celebrities all struck it big despite having one seemingly big obstacle in their path: they never graduated from high school. Who knew?!?

1. Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey spent most of his youth working on a farm in Scarborough, Toronto. His family was in financial trouble and he never graduated from high school.

2. Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson left JJ Pearce High School prematurely to embark on her successful music career. This may explain why she doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna.

3. Hilary Swank

Hilary Swank has two more Oscars than high school diplomas. But she's on record as saying education is important and she's ashamed of her lack of one.

4. Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp dropped out at age 15 in order to pursue music, not acting. Still, the decision has worked out well for him.

5. Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore was a childhood star after E.T. She also had a rough upbringing and got started in drugs at a very early age.

6. Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton did not graduate from a conventional high school, but she did get a diploma from the Professional Children's School in Manhattan. Still, we can't really count that. Sorry.

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Britney Spears and Harry Morton: Dating!

September 14, 2015, 3:18 am

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Well, that's random. Britney Spears and Harry Morton, a well-known Hollywood figure (at least back in the day) are apparently an item.

The two intimate dinner together in Studio City, Calif. on Friday, and from the looks of it, the pair weren’t just having a friendly meetup.

Spears, 33, and Morton, 34, could be seen getting animated in conversation at Iroha Sushi, and a source confirms it was in fact a date.

Morton, the grandson of Morton's Steakhouse founder Arnie Morton, is the CEO of the Pink Taco and co-owner of the Viper Room.

He is also known in celebrity circles for having been involved with A-listers, or whatever you would call Lindsay Lohan these days.

Spears, meanwhile, split up with Charlie Ebersol in June, after about eight months together; previously, Britney dumped David Lucado.

“I just felt that he was in it for the wrong reasons,” a source said of Ebersol, though neither party has commented on the breakup.

The singer quietly deleted all photos of Ebersol from her Instagram, suggesting that there may be some bad blood (hey!) lingering.

Prior to Ebersol and Lucado, Britney was engaged to Jason Trawick for a year, and had two kids with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Before that ... well, check out this romance rewind!

21 Boyfriends of Britney Spears: Who's Her Latest Conquest?

September 15, 2015, 4:00 pm

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Britney Spears has dated some interesting characters over her many, many years in the spotlight ... some of whom you obviously know.

Others you may have forgotten, however, or never heard about, including some of the men who made huge impressions on the star's life.

Who did she give her v-card to? Who is she dating now?

Here's a quick Britney Spears romance rewind/rundown, from back to her early Louisiana roots to her current Vegas residency daze ...

1. Reg Jones

Yes, the man who took Britney's v-card was a high school love named Reg Jones.

2. Jason Geddert

Jason Geddert (photo not available) is said to be one of her first loves. We can't believe he was never documented on photo or film either.

3. Justin Timberlake

These two were the prince and princess of pop for a time. Until, of course, she cheated on him with ...

4. Wade Robson

Choreographer Wade Robson, the other man immortalized as "him" in "Cry Me a River," JT's 2002 breakup anthem.

5. Tom Brady

Before Bridget and Gisele, Tom Brady and Britney actually went on a few dates in 2002. Seriously.

6. Fred Durst

Britney was linked to Limp Bizkit "singer" Fred Durst in 2002-03 ... along with unconfirmed flings Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. It was an interesting time for her.

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29 Totally Insane Celebrity Tour Demands

September 18, 2015, 4:36 pm

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We all know demanding people in our day to day life. The person who MUST have a certain coffee cup from the company stash. The one who can't STAND if the office manager doesn't buy a certain creamer. That guy who complains to anyone who can hear if he has to park somewhere other than his "usual" spot.

Those people can be total buzzkills.

Well, guess what. Some of our celebrities can be demanding too. But this is what it takes to get them on the stage, so managers and reps and venue personnel the world over meet their demands and enjoy their brush with fame. (Or they don't. That's totally possible.)

Check out 29 outrageous celebrity tour demands! So. Many. Snacks. (And so. many. towels.)

1. Miley Cyrus

Sigh. Once upon a time all she wanted backstage was Guitar Hero and Frosted Flakes because she didn't want to stop rocking. There's really no telling the myriad ways her demands have grown as she's gotten increasingly more...out there.

2. Pharrell Williams

Pharrell Williams once requested a troupe of belly dancers. Guess that's why he was so damn happy. (Badum CHHHHH...)

3. Kanye West

Long before Kanye West was Kim Kardashian's baby daddy, his tour rider held the demand that his dressing suite be entirely white, floor to ceiling. Now he's added an $8,000 bed (EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLAR BED) for North, as well as the tot's own personal chef to make her favorite meals with organic foods.

4. Taylor Swift

Among some of Taylor Swift's very first tour demands were: edamame (which she noted came from the frozen aisle of the grocery store), Starbucks grandes, and Ben & Jerry's. Throw in some Ugg boots and it just doesn't get much more basic than T.Swift.

5. Kid Rock

Kid Rock is a simple man, really. His request? Packs of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom underwear, white one-pocket tees, white tank tops, and white socks.

6. Gwen Stefani

The No Doubt front-woman, solo artist, mom of three, and judge of The Voice *used to* request "bright white rooms," 30 bottles of water, 10 white towels, 4 white candles (all the same scent), and a pesticide-free buffet. (Are you sensing a trend here with all the requests for white everything?)

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16 Celebrities Who Have Been Wasted on TV

September 22, 2015, 4:29 am

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One for the road? How about one dozen for this appearance on the small screen?

In the following video rundown, we've collected footage of various celebrities who all seem to have thrown a few back prior to stepping in front of the television camera.

Not that we're judging them for doing so. Not whatsoever.

Heck, we're thanking them. This is entertaining stuff!

1. Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network?

Jessica Simpson does not appear to be sober while appearing here on the Home Shopping Network. But we'll let you decide that for yourself.

2. Mark Wahlberg: Drunk on the Graham Norton Show

Mark Wahlberg can't stop flipping the red chair in this clip from The Graham Norton Show. Meaning what? Watch and find out!

3. Britney Spears: Drunk on Home Video

Does this count as a TV appearance? When Britney Spears got drunk during a Kevin Federline-filmed video? We're just gonna go ahead and say yes.

4. Diane Keaton: Drunk on Ellen!

Diane Keaton talks about Tantric sex, Susan Sarandon and a lot more while seemingly wasted in this clip from Ellen.

5. Emma Thompson: Drunk at 2014 Golden Globes?

Emma Thompson may have been a bit sauced during her Golden Globes presentation of Best Screenplay. Watch it now.

6. Diane Sawyer Drunk?

Was Diane Sawyer drunk on election night? Watch this video and you come to realize: It's not a crazy question!

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33 Celebrities with Some Pretty Freaking Large Breasts

October 14, 2015, 6:58 am

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From Christina Hendricks to Kim Kardashian, these celebrities have giant boobs. There's no denying it. So we might as well appreciate it!

1. Sofia Vergara

We can actually see Sofia Vergara's boobs in this photo. Settle down, guys.

2. Charlotte McKinney

Charlotte McKinney has been recently challenging Kate Upton's reign as Queen of the Internet. Here you can see why.

3. Katy Perry

Katy Perry owes a large part of her success to her breasts. Not all of it, as she has some catchy songs and is a fun performer. But a large part.

4. Christina Hendricks

Mad Men? We're mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks!

5. Jessica Simpson

A montage of Jessica Simpson's breasts. You are welcome, fellas. You are welcome.

6. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden's famous assets need no introduction. Nor does her relationship with Doug Hutchison. Guy is so old he looks like he's about to take a nap on those pillows.

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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction: Oops, She Did It Again!

October 19, 2015, 10:45 am

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This isn't the first Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction and it almost certainly won't be the last, but it may well be the most memorable one yet.

Sadly, that's not because we get to see Britney naked. No what's impressive about this costume failure is the way her dancers rally around to make sure we don't see any flesh.

When Brit busts out of her futuristic sexy Martian costume, she goes right on performing with the help of some dude who hopefully got a raise after the show.

Keeping your boss from showing her boobs to as crowd of thousands (and the entire Internet) has gotta be worth a few extra bucks in your paycheck.

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Britney Spears Album: Definitely in the Works!

November 4, 2015, 11:19 am

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Forgive the very obvious opening here, but it must be written: 

Oops, Britney Spears is about to do it again!

Via an Instagram photo and caption on Tuesday night, the pop star confirmed that she's working in a new album.

Or is she "hardly" working on it? Wrote Britney underneath the picture featured here:

Working hard and hardly working...new album...wheeeee!

WHEEEE indeed!

Britney did not reveal any further new album details, such as a name; a release date; or why she’s sitting next to Madonna in this featured photo.

But the two superstar artists do have a long, close history of performing and kissing together, as you can see below.

This news comes not long after the Spears announced that she's extending her VERY well-paying Las Vegas residency for two more years and after her most recent wardrobe malfunction. 

Last week, meanwhile, the mother of two also Tweeted about recording a new song, writing on social media:

JUST finished recording some vox. LOVE this song. It makes ME smile, and I hope it will make you smile too... #B9.

We're sure it will. Britney is nearly back, bitches.

Who else is excited?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Kendall Jenner, Salma Hayek's Boobs & More: Star Sightings 11.23.15

November 23, 2015, 3:10 pm

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While Britney Spears was chewing gum during a photo op, Salma Hayek (barely) tucked her girls into an Alexander McQueen dress for an evening at the Old Vic.

Meanwhile, Nick Jonas looked like an idiot at the American Music Awards (turtlenecks and suits should never, ever go together), while Jenny McCarthy wore a red ... something or other that was not much better.

Check out all of the above and more in today's Star Sightings!

1. Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Shop at XIV Karats

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin go shopping at XIV Karats in Beverly Hills on November 21st, 2015.

2. Nick Jonas: 2015 American Music Awards

Nick Jonas sports a turtleneck and suit at the 2015 American Music Awards in Los Angeles, CA on November 22nd, 2015.

3. Jennifer Lopez: American Idol Taping

Jennifer Lopez films Hollywood Week for 'American Idol' on November 21st, 2015.

4. Carrie Underwood: 2015 American Music Awards

Carrie Underwood at the 2015 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 22, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

5. Kylie and Kendall Jenner: 2015 American Music Awards

Kylie and Kendall Jenner at the 2015 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 22, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

6. Renee Zellweger on The Set of 'Bridget Jones's Diary 3'

Renee Zellweger films a scene for 'Bridget Jones's Diary 3 in London on November 22nd, 2015.

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Britney Spears Busts a Ballet Move to Adele

November 30, 2015, 6:01 am

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Unlike Taylor Swift, Adele recently admitted that she doesn't have a celebrity-filled friend squad.

But if the 27-year old superstar would like to start one, it's clear which fellow artist would be the very first to sign up.

Isn't that right, Britney Spears?

Over the extended Thanksgiving weekend, Britney shared a brief video on Instagram that made it clear she's just like everyone else on the planet:

She's a HUGE fan of Adele!

The pop star showed off her impressive ballet skills via a black-and-white clip in which Spears is seen doing a fancy turn (a fouette, for all you dancing experts out there) while Adele's "Hello" plays in the background.

"I could dance to this song a MILLION times...love you @adele!" Britney captioned the video.

And the affection between singers is apparently mutual, as Adele told i-D magazine in October that she'd love to go see Britney's "Piece of Me" show in Las Vegas.

When Spears saw this quote, she reached out on Twitter with a personal invitation, writing:

".@Adele I’ll trade you 2 tickets to my show for 2 tickets to YOURS! Stop by #PieceOfMe and say #Hello anytime!"

Let's say it all together, shall we? #FriendshipGoals.

Adele, of course, has burst back on to the music scene with her latest album and single.

She has broken numerous records with "Hello," her performed as the musical guest on Saturday Night Live and is pretty much on top of the music world once again after just a month or so.

With Britney now in her corner, there's no telling how far Adele can go.

Britney Spears Stomach Update: It's Very Flat!

December 8, 2015, 1:05 pm

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Oops, folks. 

Britney Spears has done it again.

The pop music superstar has once more reminded fans that she has a body that refuses to age, showing off her 34-year old figure in a brand new selfie.

On Monday, the mother of two turned her cellphone camera toward the mirror and flaunted her very taut tummy in a gray sweater crop top.

“Long day recording...now it's facial time!” Spears Tweeted as a caption to the image.

Perhaps it could also be cheeseburger time for Britney. She could clearly go for one or two... dozen.

Britney recently also showed off two things other than her body:

Her love for Adele and her ballet moves, both in the same fun video.

In other exciting Britney news, the artist has confirmed she's working on a new studio album.

No word yet on when it will drop, but let's hope we'll all be celebrating more than a cute selfie in 2016.

Let's all hope we'll be celebrating a new Britney Spears record!

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February 13, 2016, 6:15 am

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It's tough to make a living in Hollywood, and it only gets tougher with age.

That goes doubly for women in the film industry, who are often forced to conceal their age in order to avoid being automatically ruled out for certain roles.

In 2012, Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age. Last year, Rebel Wilson admitted to doing the same.

Both women are now at points in their career where they can confess to misleading a few casting directors and still find work.

However, they might have never gotten the chance to establish themselves if they hadn't fibbed a bit on their resumes.

So when we present the following list of celebs who have been accused of lying about their age, we do it not to shame them, but, well ... simply because it's fun to guess how old they really are.

Jump into the gallery below for a list of stars who may have turned 29 a half dozen times. Just don't judge them to harshly. 

After all, sometimes you have to play with the truth in order to get to the top - and just about every politician on Earth is guilty of far worse fabrications than these.

 

1. Blake Lively - 28

Blake Lively says she's 28 years old. Rumors that she's lying about her age have haunted her since her Gossip Girl days.

2. Margot Robbie - 25

Margot Robbie claims to be 25, but many fans have pointed out that she looks a bit older. Hey, that Australian sun will do a number on your skin.

3. Lindsay Lohan - 29

LiLo certainly looks older than her 29 years. The sad part is, in this case, we don't think she's lying about her age as much as we think her lifestyle has added at least 11 years to it in terms of mileage.

4. Adele - 27

Maybe it's her old school style, but some folks think Adele's latest album should be titled 35-ish.

5. Coco - 36

Coco says she's 36, and frankly, we believe her. Hell, there are far more unbelievable things about her body than her age.

6. Bella Thorne - 18

Obviously, Bella is gorgeous, but does she look 18? We suspect her parents might've misled some casting directors to give Bella a leg up when she was a child star.

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Britney Spears is Seeking a Nerd with a Big Penis

February 18, 2016, 3:50 am

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Attention, nerds:

You may be able to go out with Britney Spears!

We're not kidding. There's just one more thing to add.

The singer was on stage as part of her Las Vegas concert on Sunday night when she surprised those in attendance by telling them what she is looking for in a new boyfriend.

The requirements were as specific as they were surprising.

"I think it's time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis," Britney said.

No, really, she did. You can see and hear for yourself in the following video.

Spears has been getting in shape (look at that flat stomach!) and sounds very much ready to date once again.

As you can see HERE, she has had plenty of boyfriends throughout the years, but either none of them fit the description above... or maybe a couple did and now Britney knows what she wants.

If that's the case, we know where she can find guys that have at least one of the attributes this singer is seeking.

See Britney talk about the kind of junk she desires in a mate below and then help us try to think of her perfect sex partner.

What nerd out there is really well hung?!?

Britney Spears Dances in Bra & Panties on Instagram: Watch!

February 23, 2016, 1:16 pm

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Fans of Britney Spears will be thrilled to know she just released a sexy new music video - on Instagram.

Since she never released an official video for her 2003 song "Breathe on Me," she stripped down to her skivvies and gave us a taste of what it might've looked like.

Wearing a black bra and panties, Brit dances seductively to the track, showing off some very toned abs plug huge tattoos on her stomach and thigh.

While the mom of two looks amazing, it appears as though she may have forgotten the lyrics. Her lip-syncing is a little off.

But that's not really the point of the video, is it? The point is, LOOK AT MY HOT BOD!!!

Could this be part of a ploy to attract a well-hung geek?

While on stage at a concert in Las Vegas earlier this month, the singer told the audience exactly what she's looking for in a guy:

"I think it's time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis," she said.  

Not a bad plan, Brit. Who wouldn't want someone who could fix your computer then take you on a wild ride in the sack?

So to Britney fans and meat-packing dweebs alike, this video is for you. 

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March 25, 2016, 11:14 pm

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Britney Spears feels your pain, Justin Bieber.

What pain, one might wonder, considering Bieber is rich and famous and even got to have alleged sex with Kourtney Kardashian last year?

The pain of being young and of having all eyes on you at all times, Britney explains in the latest issue of V Magazine.

Hard as it may be to believe, Spears is now an elder stateswoman in the world of music, happily settled down at home with two kids.

But many still remember her as the 16-year old in the Catholic School Girl dress in the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" video.

Or as the troubled singer who once shaved her head during a breakdown.

"Whoever is in the spotlight, people are really quick to judge," Britney says. "I mean, there are a lot of kids coming up who've experienced that."

Bieber is likely at the top of this list, considering the way his reputation has taken a hit over the past two years.

"You know, Justin Bieber, he's huge, and he experiences [judgment]. It's just the way the world works, unfortunately," Spears tells the publication.

That's often true.

But Bieber did bring a lot of that judgment on himself by speeding around in his car... telling bodyguards to attack photographers... and even hurling eggs at a neighbor.

He's been on his relatively best behavior for awhile now, though.

"I've been doing this for 20 years," Britney says of where she's at these days.

"I kind of don't pay attention to it. I have my relationship with God and myself and that's what matters to me. I really don't care what most people think."

Look for the artist to release new music at some point in 2016.

"I'm just particular with this record. It's my baby, and so I really want it done right," she says.

"I would much rather have it be completely how I want it to be, whether that takes another year for me to do, or two months. I have no idea at this point.

"But I just know that the direction I'm going in is so good."

"It's the best thing I've done in a long time."

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Britney Spears Posts Insane Bikini Photo: Hot or Photoshopped?

March 21, 2016, 10:03 am

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Britney Spears may have reached the stage in her life where she just has zero f--ks to give.

Last month, we saw Britney dance in her underwear on Instagram. Prior to that she expressed her desire for a nerd with a big penis with a live concert audience. Now, she's celebrating the start of spring with a racy bikini photo:

Yesterday, he 34-year-old singer posted the photo above with a caption reading, "Just chilling."

Obviously, Brit's Vegas residency is keeping her in incredible shape, but not surprisingly, there are those who believe Ms. Spears is receiving a bit of digital assistance here.

We're not so quick to cry foul on Britney's incredibly tiny waist, but we can see why others might have a hard time believing it.

Britney takes the stage in front of a packed house several nights a week, and there's no Photoshop on stage.

It's hard to imagine a woman who publicly sports skimpy attire on a regular basis taking the time to edit a bikini selfie for her Instagram followers.

Plus, we imagine the physical demands of her show help to keep everything taut.

So if you were wondering how to get in shape quick in time for swimsuit season, just get yourself a steady gig performing for thousands of tourists every night. It's that easy!

Britney Spears Flaunts Toned Abs, Silences Haters

March 25, 2016, 4:16 pm

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Earlier this week, Britney Spears posted a bikini selfie that left many wondering if the 34-year-old mother of two had photoshopped her incredibly tiny-looking waist.

Today, Ms. Spears fired back by proving that her hourglass physique isn't the result of digital enhancement - it's just Britney, b--ch:

Britney captioned the photo simply, "Good afternoon!" and while she didn't make any reference to the weird dust-up over her previous pic, it seems that she's clearly sending a message that she doesn't need to be re-touched.

We're not surprised that Brit's body is legit. 

Her Vegas residency requires up to three shows a week, and as anyone who's seen it knows, Spears is working up a sweat the entire time.

Between her grueling performance schedule and frequent rehearsals, it's not surprising that Britney is in the best shape of her career.

It's also not surprising that Brit is showing it off every chance she gets these days.

In addition to rocking skimpy outfits on stage on a regular basis, the girl's been flaunting her stuff on Instagram on a regular basis.

Last week, she was dancing in her underwear, this week she's showing off her flawless abs.

Maybe next week she'll take a page from Kim Kardashian's book and post a fully nude selfie. Dare to dream!

Britney Spears Flaunts FLAWLESS Abs on Instagram

April 6, 2016, 11:45 pm

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For anyone concerned about the state of Britney Spear's abs, their current status is: flat.

Ms. Spears recently posted a photo to Instagram of herself in a crop top, and all her fans went, "DAMN."

Britney's been positively ab-happy on social media over the past few weeks, and I would be too if my midsection looked like that. It's got the indentation lines and shadows in all the right places, all worthy of earning temporary praise from the internet.

Last month, critics just didn't believe the pop princess when she shared a bikini photo showcasing a waistline and lower back curve we've thus far seen only on Barbie (vintage, unattainable-body-standards Barbie, not the new real people Barbies).

Critics were quick to cry, "Photoshop!" but the mom of two shut them down with another pic of her taut tummy.

It appeared to be her way of saying "Suck it, haters, my body is legit."

Throughout her career, fans have kept close watch on the the singer's weight, which has fluctuated over the years like that of pretty much all living beings.

Nevertheless, she's continually charged with living up to the body she had when she sashayed around in a school girl's outfit in her debut "Baby One More Time" video at age 16.

As far as we can tell, at the present time, she's giving body shamers nothing to talk about.

Britney Spears to Adopt Baby Girl?!

April 15, 2016, 6:14 am

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Anyone who's seen Britney Spears in a bikini lately knows the mother of two might be in the best shape of her life.

Sources say the pop icon has always dreamed of raising a little girl, but she's not currently in a relationship; she's reportedly insanely busy with her Vegas residency, and well, those flawless abs she's been showing off lately didn't happen overnight.

So what's Brit to do?

Well, if the latest report from In Touch is to be believed, Ms. Spears may soon be asking an overseas adoption agency to hit her with a baby one more time. That joke worked better in our minds.

“Britney wants to adopt a baby girl from China," a source tells the tabloid. "She realized how much fun it would be to have a little girl!”

The insider claims that Brit's protective father isn't crazy about the idea, but she won't allow herself to be dissuaded 

“She's determined to bring home a baby,” says the source.

Maybe she'll just show up on his doorstep holding a little girl all like, "Oops, I did it again!" 

Man, these Britney jokes are just not hitting home today.

Anyway, we hope she works things out with her existing family before she attempts to make any new additions.

Otherwise, Britney could wind up bringing her daughter into a toxic situation.

Okay, we'll stop now.